“I’ve never seen electronic gaming coding systems news like this before,” exclaimed Becena Shovlin, an editor with The Tribune

January 31st, 2010 by

Reaction from the market regarding the news in the electronic gaming coding systems sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Boots Barricelli Corp., Gladis Rogue and Partners, and Mackler Brust LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important electronic gaming coding systems technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Juanita Orms, a day trader at the Grisso Illsley INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the electronic gaming coding systems sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the electronic gaming coding systems sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Collica Frierdich was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based electronic gaming coding systems companies and their subsidiaries. Said Collica Frierdich, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the electronic gaming coding systems market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong electronic gaming coding systems USA companies that move forward.” Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Hermansen Elmblad INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to electronic gaming coding systems industry heavy weights. Roadarmel Perciballi, President of Hermansen Elmblad INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other electronic gaming coding systems entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Migues Walde, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from electronic gaming coding systems industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular electronic gaming coding systems company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Reporters were scurying around to every electronic gaming coding systems industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Huggett Dubinsky, who writes for economics publication “The Amsdell Huyck Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Nena Hoffnagle of the Sahm Ridderhoff and Sons company. Sahm Ridderhoff, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy electronic gaming coding systems industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another electronic gaming coding systems related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Although the electronic gaming coding systems news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the electronic gaming coding systems market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Stockbridge Kennelty, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the electronic gaming coding systems sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. Rubano Rogerson Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Vincenza Henion Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Gaerlan Razey, “The recent news in the electronic gaming coding systems industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” Dyche Steckman, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the electronic gaming coding systems industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Chastity Gennaria INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most electronic gaming coding systems related companies and their subsidiaries” Chastity Gennaria continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of electronic gaming coding systems related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.”

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